How many scales are on the average snake? Are you not counting when one spirals up your leg? Do you not calculate while it's little voice makes your ear tingle. Snakes aren't supposed to talk, you know. But you're a sight for sore eyes, so it probably thought it would would be nice to give you something in your life. You need sympathy, no? That little snake is named midori, by the by, and you are on his website.

Start counting, you're wasting time.